everything except the last thing

iconise:

ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like 

turn around if you are in room N301

and she turned around and i just looked at her and her expression was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

(via the-broken-tardis-key)

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

(via samthesoullessmoose)

fistman:

llamasgotoheaven:

frosty-butt:

drawing hands

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drawing the nose

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drawing the other eye

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drawing backgrounds

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drawing

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inspiration
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(via consulting-merthur-in-the-tardis)

mom: *gets into car*

me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

tennanttardisgirl:

forgetfuldonna:

imagine if

after donna died

after her funeral

when everybody was getting ready to leave

a mysterious tall man with a funky bow-tie walked up to her grave and placed a bouquet of forget-me-nots and that was the most anybody ever saw of him

this is not okay

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(via whosaysimamuggle)

secretlyjohnwatson:

DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE

I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE

(via pigwidgeon13)

ikilledalaska:

sadness
i give up
if it’s in my ramen soup packets
it’s everywhere

ikilledalaska:

sadness

i give up

if it’s in my ramen soup packets

it’s everywhere

(Source: cannabinomad, via pigwidgeon13)

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

(Source: mercimoncheri, via expelliarmus)

m4gically:

“The Daleks have failed! Why don’t you finish the job and make the Daleks extinct, rid the universe of your filth, why don’t you just DIE!”

“You would make a good Dalek.”

(via 10-roses)

buildanewbeginning:

teashoesandhair:

dirkstriderbitch:

schweigie:

hiddenjumprope:


In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.

madeline was a little rebel 

Madeline was a bad bitch

Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.

You guys seriously just made my existence better.

buildanewbeginning:

teashoesandhair:

dirkstriderbitch:

schweigie:

hiddenjumprope:

In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.

madeline was a little rebel 

Madeline was a bad bitch

Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.

You guys seriously just made my existence better.

(via doctorharryholmes)

sunsburst:

in germany we don’t say “i love you”, we say “lass mich deine weißwurst lutschen” which translates to “without you i can’t breathe”. i think that’s very beautiful.

(Source: aortea, via dwarfings)

Oh, I lived too long.

(via medicus-quis)

How to blow a bubble:

anderson-face-the-other-way:

shattered-mirr0rs:

thebestlolz:

Step 1: First go like this

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Step 2: Spin around

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Step 3: STOP!

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Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!

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Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!

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Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!

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Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.

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Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.

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Step 9: THEN…!

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Thats how i do it….

i have been waiting 50 years for this post

I can officially die happy

(Source: , via samthesoullessmoose)

Jim Pranks: Compilation (1)

  • Stapler in Jell-O
  • Building a pencil fence 
  • Hiding Dwight in a box
  • Tricking Dwight into dyeing his hair blond
  • Relocated Dwight’s work station into the men’s restroom
  • Convinced Dwight that a Thursday was a Friday causing him to be late for work the next day

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

(via samthesoullessmoose)