everything except the last thing
ok so once in class i was blogging and there was a girl infront of me who was scrolling down her dash and i realised she followed me coz all of my posts were on her dash anyway i made a textpost that was like
turn around if you are in room N301
and she turned around and i just looked at her and her expression was the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life
(via the-broken-tardis-key)
writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone
(via samthesoullessmoose)
imagine if
after donna died
after her funeral
when everybody was getting ready to leave
a mysterious tall man with a funky bow-tie walked up to her grave and placed a bouquet of forget-me-nots and that was the most anybody ever saw of him
this is not okay
(via whosaysimamuggle)
DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE
I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE
(via pigwidgeon13)
sadness
i give up
if it’s in my ramen soup packets
it’s everywhere
(Source: cannabinomad, via pigwidgeon13)
In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.
Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth side to side.
madeline was a little rebel
Madeline was a bad bitch
Madeline didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose Madeline.
You guys seriously just made my existence better.
(via doctorharryholmes)
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
I can officially die happy
(Source: , via samthesoullessmoose)
- Stapler in Jell-O
- Building a pencil fence
- Hiding Dwight in a box
- Tricking Dwight into dyeing his hair blond
- Relocated Dwight’s work station into the men’s restroom
- Convinced Dwight that a Thursday was a Friday causing him to be late for work the next day
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
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